UTUBE OF MICES EATING MY FOOD

CHECK OUT THE MICES EATING AND DRINKING MY FOOD, WHILE I REST - CHEEKY LITTLE DEVILS
      
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CRACKS IN THE DAM WALL

Fart burst through the door, and immediately went and sat on his litter tray.
Panic!  Nothing said ... I mean how would you feel.  Normally he comes in says hello has a stroke (no not a heart stroke - he gives me a stroke on the head), and then does his thing.

But this time straight into the litter room.
"There are cracks on the dam wall, Sootie," was his only comment to me.
Cracks in the dam wall - I started to panic.
"No not in the dam wall.  On the dam wall."
Silly fart. How can you get cracks on a dam wall and not in the dam wall.  "Don't panic Fart, get off your litter tray, speak sense man." God he frustrates me sometimes.

"There are dozens of cracks on the dam wall.  You know those little birds called 'Cracks', well they are wondering around the road across the dam wall."
Birds...cracks...the man IS losing it at last.  Cool it man..I need somebody to clean my litter tray, feed me, comb me and talk to me when I am lonely.

I have asked him for photos of these 'cracks'  - watch this space.