MOOZIES ARE MADE OF PYREX

Well, I have always said that there MUST be something going on with these moosies.  How do you get them all to look so much alike.

For all you townies, who do not see the truth, here is what really happens.

They are all pyrex calveses!

Yep what happens you see is that all the little cows when they are still in tadpoles size are injected into the mommy moozies.  They all have much the same bull daddy’s – even the cow daddies are full of bull – and kept in a big freezing milk urn.

Now I can sleep again at night, and during the day!  It was really worrying me.  All those moozies walking past the window, all looking the same.  It was like watching an old movie that had got stuck.

Come to think of it – I have not had any milk for quiet a while.

‘Fart, did you hear that?  I need milk now.  Thank you.’

Nothing like good manners and thanking the silly little man afterwards!