THE GRASS IS IN SHOCK

Every year as winter arrives so the shock turns white. Fart says it is ‘frost’ and that it is actually dew. Make up your mind Fart. Really! I don’t care what you call it I call it shock. I mean Dew to what? Due to humans leaving it out there at night? Somebody, especially farmers, who’s moosies have to eat it, should look after it more so that it does not go into shock. Maybe, as I said earlier, if they covered the grass at night, or rolled it up and put it in their barns – moosies would have a better meal and farmers would not have to give them winter feed. H-u-m-a-n-s! I am going to start education classes. But if they are all as bad as fart then we have a major problem.
‘Bring the brushes Fart, time for my grooming.’