Fart watched a movie last night called Mr Popper’s penguins. He was in hooting behaviour. He even got himself a second glass of red wine from the chateau in the fridge to go with the chicken curry he had cooked himself in the microwave.
That was another sight to behold. Himself prancing around like a pirate dancing around the main mast in a heavy storm. It was the first time he had cooked a stew type thing in the microwave and he was over the moon. I had great difficulty in getting to sleep though. Such exuberance so early in the evening messes up my sleep pattern.
I have told him my fans out there are not getting much of my presence on the net whilst he is watching movies. His excuse – I need a mind stimulating break from writing.
Yeah, he does do a lot of writing but my fans are more important. I mean we go to the extent of getting an ACTUAL ‘SOOTIE SHACK’, and what happens. The airwaves go bare!
Can’t have that...will not have that...’HEAR ME FART!’
So we will be back on line again. Try and catch up and stay up...’HEY FART!’
