It’s my cuz, Hedd Morus is turning fifteen today. He’s the cool blonde guy in the chillaxed glue sunglasses. He lives in Borth, Wales. Super great guy and the birds fall over themselves to get to him. Don’t tell him I told you, cause he would get p..... off with me.
Siwan his mom (Farts beautiful daughter) is his mum. He’s just as lucky as me having a lovely mummsy. They are going to watch the Nottinghill Parade in London. Siwan has booked a campsite nearby. I know fart wishes he could be with them. But if we went it would mean I would be put into a cage for six months – stupid humans.
As I am nineteen years old (in human years) that means Hedd is one hundred and forty seven years younger than me. But I am still more beautiful than him. All the guys chase me here.
Hedd have a funsunzi day (Fun sun and sea day – super happy and cool in Durban).
Fart asked Siwan to stick her tongue in his ear as a birthday present! Bet she didn’t. That is the ultimate kitty kat good birthday wish.
Watch your cat – every time he/she/it sticks his/her/it’s tongue down another cat’s ear you know to get out the TROUT.
‘FART ... T-R-O-U-T ... O-U-T ... for Hedd ... N-O-W!’
I’ll have his share. As he is one hundred and forty seven years younger than me he is only a nipper and might get caught up in bones and things. I hope.
Har Har Har.
‘Fart ... where are you? Service please! ... get here NOW!’‘Silly little man!’
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