That means chill out and relax (New ‘SUNSANDZI’ word – sunsandzi is the marketing name for our province). Mummsy is back home after an interesting week in Venice with the man she looks after.
The best part is when he went walk about on his own. Mummsy was in a tiz and could not find him. You can imagine. Anyway, they had the whole hotel and police looking for him. He was brought back by the police in their boat at 2 o’clock in the morning. ‘Ohhhh I had a lovely time – I saw the other side of Venice!’ Now the ‘other side’ can be interpreted in different ways – but he is a nice man so he is talking about that side of the blue fish pond as against this side of the blue fish pond.
Anyway, ‘man beating is illegal’ in Venice so mummsy just gave him a ‘welcome home cuddle’, and a LITTLE klap across the back of the head.
But she is back in England now. ASCOT actually. ACTUWALLY.
WE LUV OUR MUMMSY – 4EVA
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