Madam Sootie

Madam Sootie
Madam Sootie

Monday, July 18, 2011

SELECTIVE HEARING FOR THE AGED

Fart has just told me that the best time of day is between 6 and 7 o’clock, in the morning, cause then he starts his writing. Then he had a little think and said, ‘No I lie,’ (so what’s new fart?) ‘4 P.M. is the best time, cause it is only 1 hour to a glass of wine time!’
I prefer a warm glass of milk – out of my bowl which is next to the TROUT DISH. You get that fart?
I think he gets selective hearing when I speak.

1 comment:

  1. Lovely sense of humour! Keep on hinting, Sootie darling. 'Fart' will get the message eventually (about some Trout)! xx Love, Mummsy Jacq xx

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