If ever you are feeling down – I have invented the perfect chant.
It goes like this
We wuv sootie
CLAP YOUR PAWS HERE
we wuv sootie
we wuv sootie
CLAP YOUR PAWS HERE
AND WIGGLE YOUR BUM
we wuv sootie
we wuv sootie
we wuv sootie
WHISTLE THROUGH THE GAP IN YOUR FRONT TEETH HERE
THEN RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO CATCH YOUR TAIL THREE TIMES
THEN ANSWER YOURSELF WITH THE SAME CHANT AS ABOVE.
I taught the Fart this chant.
Whenever he is finished (AND I mean finished), just one session, he is on his back, knackered and giggling to himself between wheezies.
Try and if you have any problems or comments – send them to me.
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