Is your kitty kat constantly scratching your doors, sharpening her claws on your furniture or inspecting your cupboards?
It is time to wash the doors, change the furniture and clean out your cupboards. Cats are very particular about the contents of their homes.
Does she/him walk away from you when you try and pick him/her up?
THIS is a major problem. Have a bath or change your deodorant. Believe me – your partner is trying to tell you something others of your species will soon be avoiding you for.
For nineteen years fart has tried to rid me of some of my ‘bad habits’. But, in the end it is he who has changed – had to! The power of the feline mind, and strength of basic belief, that we are right overcomes all.
So, your feline partner is carrying out retaliatory exercises against you and your environment?
Remove the cause of the poor, poor, poor kitty’s dilemma.
Believe me you will all be much happier in the long run.
ROOOOOOOL CATS!!
“Where’s the FRESH trout, fart. No vino for you tonight unless it is in front of me, presented as I like it on a warm plate in five minutes.”
Nineteen years ago he was a normal idiot human. But slowly (very slowly) he has learnt that we are the superior species.
Ohhhh the power.
ROOOL CATS
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